#we saw it in the morning

[yarnings]

The trick to dealing with geese is to learn to speak Goose. Seriously.

If the goose is standing in the parking lot driveway and hissing at your car, you NEED to know that backing up to go around it is just going to make everything worse. Because now the goose thinks that it's scarier than a car. And by the time someone who knows the correct thing to do (ease the car forward, honk if necessary, whatever you do, don't let the goose think it intimidated you) comes along, it's going to be SO MUCH HARDER, because the goose knows that it can scare off those cars, so why would it back down?

Same thing on the trail. Keep walking/running/slowly wheeling the bike forward until the goose backs down. Hiss like a goose if need be. It will get the message and back down and stop making everyone go around. (Unless there's eggs or goslings, then it's not worth it.) And don't be the asshole who feeds the geese on the trail and teaches them that that's a spot for them, making them bolder in defending it.

YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different

[buttercupshands]

can you even call it a warm up if I'm going to bed without drawing anything big

and a sketch I made while sitting in the park today

[myokk]

WHAT IS UP WITH THE HOGWARTS LEGACY FANDOM?????????????

I am so fucking fed up with this fandom & honestly it makes me lose any desire to post anything here anymore.

So many people here look at EVERYTHING as a damn competition and it’s NOT. It should be a place for people to brainrot together, talk about theories, and enjoy seeing what other people draw and write etc. Have I sometimes felt insecure bc I don’t get as many notes as other people?! Yes of course…but I always focus on the connections and the lovely people I’ve met and like talking to bc that’s why I post in the first place. I didn’t spend 4 months posting my fic to 10 kudos and 1 comment with basically no feedback bc I care about popularity😆😆

I’ve never been part of a fandom before this one but honestly everything feels so immature here, especially lately. Is it NORMAL to send hate to people who interpret the characters differently than you?! Or send hate to people who ship something you don’t like???? Is it NORMAL to start a confessions blog that’s for people to vague post about others & give everyone reading it anxiety??? (And NO, it’s not “leveling the playing field” wtf). Is it NORMAL to be so close minded, that you’re always trying to start shit with other people?!!??

It is SO FUCKING EXHAUSTING & honestly I try my hardest to NOT feed into any negativity and I’ve never posted the hate I’ve gotten because quite frankly, it’s ridiculous.

I genuinely love seeing what all of you post and always try to comment when I have the mental energy, because I love having a sense of community and you’re all very talented.

[samipekoe]

3 of them

[hedgehog-moss]

[sasanka-27]

I will remember how you kissed me, under the lamp post back on sixth street ~ 🍂🌆🌦️

[teethlordd]

Putting some guys in some fancy outfits

[sonlikesleep]

to know oneself

[shouts-into-the-void]

Foxes socmed au ft. Neil's Adventures With Arson

[kittycatcorner]

morning menaces 🐗💉📸

we are now entering TUMMY SUMMER

[fictionadventurer]

I saw a page of a local newspaper from 1911 with an article that was like, "Guess what, guys? That Spanish nobleman is still in prison! And he still hasn't found anyone to take that chest of gold off his hands! Apparently in Spain, they're under the impression that our town has an unusually high population of suckers."

I'm just weirdly delighted to know that the Nigerian prince scam is so much older than I thought.

[kaereth]

Me wrow I'm so excited to finally have some more freetime for the next few weeks!

also me taking in a new 2 week old foster kitten suddenly:

[cowgirls-blues]

A 5'2 baddie in a corduroy hat (by this 5'1-and-a-half artist)

A young Morning Wrensong from @worldsbeyondpod (and Taro, of course).

@quiddie I absolutely cannot resist if y'all call for fanart in the fireside (or the show for that matter), you know. PS this is the broom Ame isn't supposed to do her chores with and almost flies in the Children's Adventure.

PPS couldn't picture her with anything but this dark brown pixie cut and dark blue hat because of @rebe-draws' own very cool design

[smooth-noob]

[starwrighter]

Ba bam!! New prompt for y'all.

Danny is Jason's biological son but Maddie is still his mom. Let's say Jack had become sterile after their experiments with ectoplasm. This is devastating because they want more kids/experiments. They can't go the artificial route they can't properly insure the donor would meet their standards.

Maddie and Jack decides Maddie will go get the genetic material from someone that meets their standards in a place they'll never travel to again. This place happens to be new Jersey Gotham and the donor they choose is of course Jason. They of course never tell him. Jason remains unaware to the outcome of his spontaneous one night stand.

...

Until Danny's brought to Gotham by Vlad for a gala. Imagine being the Wayne's and a sketchy billionaire introduces his godson and it's just a much younger version of Jason. The first thought they would jump to is clone so they're spending all this time talking to Danny while waiting for Jason to respond/ show up

In this time Danny manages to

1: Bully Dick for being a part of the circus when he tried talking to him (he's a cop, rich and he's from the circus; three strikes!!!)

2: Becomes immediate friends with Damian (They would be bff's and I will die on this hill!) Shenanigans ensue.

3: Makes a rich guy cry like a baby.

4: Is forcefully put in the corner by Vlad with the risk of sabotage to Jazz's future.

When Jason gets there he takes one look at Danny, his eyes glow green. He immediately knows Danny is his son. The batfam don't have the chance to confront him as Danny disappears before they get the chance. Danny unknowingly leaves chaos behind him.

[luckthebard]

Genuinely confused as to how so much of the fandom watched the first 2 CR campaigns and Calamity and yet still ended up in a “Ludinus is right let’s kill all the gods” position. Like it’s baffling to me how much content/context people have just decided to completely forget? We had 2 full campaigns of very positive interactions with the gods and the moment there’s some hypothetical and interesting musing and speculation about their roles in the world from a more disconnected place we’re just throwing that out the window?*

Tbh the number of people who watched episode 4 of Calamity and still saw Asmodeus as sympathetic or having a legitimate point is unsettling to me, but while that’s a related issue it’s not quite the same conversation.

But like legitimately how did we so quickly make a hard turn from “The Stormlord teaches his barbarians to use the power of friendship, he’s a funny kindergarten teacher” memes to…this.

*(This is not, btw a comment on the characters having philosophical debates in-world because I think those are interesting and on-theme for the campaign and are also nearly always concluding with “our personal relationship to individual gods and feelings about them are irrelevant actually, the people trying to destroy them are doing wider harm and are in the wrong and must be stopped.” I’m actually loving the engagement with this by the characters in-universe but the fandom is exhausting me.)